Sunday, December 27, 2009

SHOPNO...


tomai ami dekhechilam shediner bhire
ar ami boshe chilam shobar arale
chaini ami jete,tumi chile jethai
kintu ajana kichu,tene niyegalo amai
jantam na tokhono, ki ache ar kopale
thik tokhoni,tumi amar dike takale
bhebechilam eriye jabo,tomar ooi chokh
pore amar mon bollo, dhur ja hobe hok
agatya bariye dilam ami bondhutter hath
jure gelam amra, hoye bondhu ak sath
tomar shei mishti hashi, aajo bhule jaini
tomaro je mone theke jabe, ta bhabteo parini
erpor amra bondhutter notun stor e uthe elam
kintu tomai niye shopno dekhar ichche khuje pelam
bujhlam pore, eei iccher rupantor hobe na
karon tomai ami nijer kore kokhono pabo na...

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

TUMI...


JETE DAO MON KE HOYE URONTO PAKHI...

HOTE DAO MONER KON FAKA...

JODI CHAI SHE JETE CHOLE...

TOBE KENO TAKE MICHE AR DAKA??? ...

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

BONDHU...


BOLECHILAM BONDHU HOBO...
TUMI BOLLE TA HOWA JAI NA...
BHEBECHILAM BHALOBASHBO...
TUMI BOLLE OTA TOMAR SHOI NA...

MON...


jak na hariye lekhar bhabna...
thakuk na moner pata kichudin aro khali...
ojana chinta dhara rekhe dao shoriye...
jak na mon jekhane jete chai dana uriye...
shob kichu diye dile,khali rekhe dile akta asha baki...
bolo eei monobhab niye ki kore ami
BHALO THAKI???...

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

GHORA NIYE SHUDHUI GHORAGHURI.... NOI

Horse.... a nice animal.... and a very passionate one also. The very first thing that comes to someone's mind after the word Horse...is mainly race or horse riding... but the first thing that comes to my mind after i hear horse is BITE.
Shocked??????? ha ha ha ........ thats the twist and thats my story.......
so get ready to hear this uncommon story of mine....



Tokhon ami khub choto... eei class 3 tei pori bodhoi.... digha gechilam baba mar sathe ghurete...
shadharonoto amaro o khub ghora bhalo lage,khub cute lage ooto huge baparta.... ghora dekhlei chorte iccha kore..
jai hok toh digha gechi, khub moja korchi... khub frooti khacchi.... shomudre namchi na but pare boshe moja nicchi.... shob kichui bhalo bhalo cholche.....
sheita shit kal chilo... halka thanda porte shuru koreche... khub shundor weather... toh eeirokom ak pleasent shokale ami baba r maa hathte beriyechi,old dighar rastai..(tokhono the so called new digha hoini)... whatever hathte hathte shomudrer dike jacchilam.... besh bhalo... hotath ami beach e dariye thaka akta ghora dekhte pai... dariye bechara ghash kacchilo.... amar dekhe khub bhalo laglo... babar kache abdar korlam baba ghoratar sathe ahta photo tule dao.... baba bollo besh, ja kache giye dara.... ami chutte giye daralam ghoratar akdom pashe.....
ghorata akbar matha tullo... then mukhta ghuriye shoja amar pete akta kamor boshiye dilo....... bhaggish kamrei chere diyechilo.... noile gechilam.....
basssssssss r ki shuru hoye galo amar bhaaa kore kada.... onekhon chole chilo amar kanna..... but beche galilam amar gaye mota high neck t shirt chilo bole.... dath gulo lageni....
kintu experience ta oshadharon........ ami eei beparta kokhonoi bhulte parini..... akhono na........ ekhono ghora dekhle age amar pete hath chole jai.....

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Bangali koto prokarer hoi..??????

Like every year I went to a trip this time also. Andhra Pradesh.... a nice and a vast State. But we decided to visit Visakhapatnam and Hyderabad city this time.
In this tour i have come across many of the so called Bengali families .. and every family is having their own piece of story, which i am going to share with u. I'll write mostly in bengali ... noito moja pabe na tomra....

The first family that i met was in train and was in the day i left for Vizak...
a nice incident happened that night, kintu oto details e jawar dorkar nei... ashol kotha ta boli..
eei prokar bangali ra bairer jogot ta keo nijer shompotti mone kore ebong shob shomoi nijer ghorer atmosphere ee chai... era bhule jai je tara baire beriyeche ebong tader onnanyo onek manusher shomukhin hoye cholte hobe... eeder kotha onujai jotoi problem hok na keno, jotoi jhamela hok na keno tader shubidha tara theek guchiye bujhe nebe... bhalo... eder tai raat 11 ta bajlei barir moto alo nibhiye ondhokar kore dite hobe jata tara shukho nidrai mogno hote paren.... onno loker oshubidha hole tader bhari boyei gache... era emonie je rater bela ulto dike 2 to seat e 3jon mohila 1k ta baccha prochur luggage niye boshe thaka 1k jon matro bhodroloker sathe jhogra korteo badhe na... boktobbo aktai, 11 ta baje alo nibhiye din ghumate oshubidha hocche... ulto diker bhodrolok bollen je ami ato gulo meye r ato luggage niye boshe achi ami light off korte parbo na amar oshubidha ache.... eder boktobbo keno off korben na apnake off kortei hobe.. eei bole jhogra kora ebong ulto diker bhodrolok tike mukher opor oshobbho ebong idiot bole dawa.... era bhabe je erai theek ebong poisa diye ticket ketechi bole shob subhidha amader prappo,jar jonno ek anao chara jabe na, puro ticket er bhara ushul korei charbo...


Now coming on to the 2nd type....
the second family that i met was on the way to Araku valley. Amader sathei akee train o bus e chilo....
amar prothom golper nayok family'r head..purush manush....r eei golper nayika, khalnayika o bolle kono khoti nei holen barir bou.... era hocchen chelemeye der naami school e sushikha deben kintu nijerder pete bidyar b o nei.... era khub shundor bhabe nijeder culture er age akta U ebong N jog kore nijeder L.S (low society) prove korte khubbbb bhalo bashen... ta eder shobhab hocche onno lokeder personal life e inter fear kora... kintu eei personal life ta ektu different... eei personal life ta hocche within the bathroom.... mane eei prokar er shobhab hocche onnora bathroom er bhetore dhuke ki korte pare ba ki korche tai niye analyse kora... sadharon manush jodi bathroom er dorja bondo dekhe tara knock korbe..but era direct 'dhum' dorjai dhakka mera dorjai khule debe.... bassss r ki tar por shuru hoye jai analysis... bhetore boshe manush ki korche tai niye.... ore baba.. na na maa.. ore maa bhetore ami jai kori na keno tate tomar ki bapu??? tumi o toh bhetore dhuke duto r moddhe jekono aktai korbe naki.... ashole eder problem ta ami pore bujhlam.. eei prokar ra Indian style eei obhostho.. konodin commode dekheni.. r tate ki ki kora jai tao jane na... eder direct baire theke "hoyeche r ---(shit er beng ver) korte hobe na beriye ashun" bolteo mukhe atkai na... toh loke nishchoi chere debe na tader... ahare bechara ra khub hata hoyechilo.... beshi sympathy dekhio na tomra... besh hocheche hata hoyeche....


next comes tritio prokar... i met this family on my way to Hyderabad.
er ager duto jodi action story hoye thake then this one is the romantic one....
romance korar o koto nomuna dekhlam..hai ishhor.... try korte hobe konodin...(jodi kauke pai)..
n e ways... eei prokar holo husband and wife with a daughter who reads in class 8... eei prokar train e eto loker shamne nijerder romantic scenes display korte khub bhalo bashe... bou biscuit khacche,bhenge bor ke khaiye dilo, bor kheye bou er anchole mukh muche nilo.... bor ekbar bou er kole shoi, bou akbar borer kole shoi... r shuye shuye ulto diker lokeder sathe bindasss golpo kore jai... eei prokar bor bou sarakhon hathe hath diye joriye dhore boshe thake... gale gal thekiye boshe gan shone... r best hocche shokal bela shobar shmne bou ke kiss kore ghum theke hath dhore tule dicche.... tomader shobar proshono uthche r meyeta???? meyeta shob dekhche... r ki... oofffff ki perem dekhlam boss... newly married couple rao eto romantic hoi na go.... eesssshhhh ami jodi erokom kauke petam..... toh take shoja dui lathi... adikheta.. nakamo maraar jaiga pai na lok jon.. train ta keo nijer bedroom bhabe....



toh kemon laglo eei top three prokar of Bengali???? ashakori bhaloi legeche.... aro onek chilo but sheigulo oto ullekhjoggo noi... eei teentei the best tai tomader sathe share korlam... kemon laglo please janio kintu amai.. tahole ami aro lekhar utsaho pabo.